Jeppscotch ~ The Roll & Scratch Dice Game

Jeppscotch Roll & Scratch Dice Game
Jeppscotch Roll & Scratch Dice Game
Jeppscotch is a mesmerizing strategical dice game for 2-3 players, best played with three.

There are traditionally two kinds of modern standalone strategic dice games and they are:

  • Roll & Write
  • Roll & Draw

These kinds of games require the basic equipment of some dice, some paper or marking cards and some coloured pens or pencils.

Jeppscotch is a new third kind I have developed for this particular genre and it is known as:

  • Roll & Scratch

This third kind, Roll & Scratch, is actually the oldest of all dice genres, yet bizarrely it has never yet been awarded true status. So hereby, it is my duty to enthrone the oldest of pastimes with this, my monumental debut game, Jeppscotch.

Roll & Scratch does not use pens or paper, but:

  • Chalk and a chalkable surface, or;
  • Sticks and a scratchable surface

So for example, you could play this in a playground, on a beach or even in the streets.

If keeping score is awkward given your particular environment, then a pencil and paper may be used for this one element. The game in proper however, should still nevertheless be played with either chalks or sticks.

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Stranded In Sweethaven

This is a song I wrote for Blues Harp, composed to the tune of Popeye. It is completely Ad Libitum, as most blues harmonica songs are.

Chorus

Well I’m stranded and I’ve got the blues,
Well I’m stranded and I’ve got the blues,
Can somebody ship me over to Sidney,
‘Cos I’m stranded and I’ve got the blues.

~ 4 bar harp solo ~

Vrs 1

Well I’ve met Dwongo d’Orangutan,
Well I’ve met Dwongo d’Orangutan,
He don’t need pyjamas ‘cos he eats bananas,
Yeah I’ve met Dwongo d’Orangutan,

~ 2 bar harp solo ~

Well I’ve met Isac The Third the Parrot,
Well I’ve met Isac The Third the Parrot,
He keeps all his feathers whatevers the weathers,
Yeah I’ve met Isac The Third the Parrot.

~ 2 bar harp solo ~

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Psax Advice: Low C & High DEF Resonance

Xaphoon Fingering Chart
Xaphoon Fingering Chart
When learning to play any reed instrument, inevitably one will stumble into obstacles like squeaks, silences and unwelcome vibrations.

Most of these things are regular novice issues which can be researched and remedied easily enough.

When it comes to the Pocket Sax however, there are a handful of hurdles remaining on the horizon even whence one has acquired a good grasp of the instrument.

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Through The Looking Glass

I saw you today through the looking glass,
Your world seemed more beautiful than mine.
The flowers behind me were made of brass,
But the tulips you scented were divine.

I know I’m stupid but that’s because I’m sad,
And the world doesn’t listen to my screams.
I get frustrated because others are more glad,
In this disputed world of broken dreams.

My soul has been poisoned and played on by fools,
I don’t like this trauma, this insanity of mine;
A broken equilibrium because I want to break the rules,
And show the world it’s possible
To command the sands of time.

I saw you today through the looking glass,
Your beauty, God’s reflection in my eyes;
And how quietly a memory returned from the past,
Of the time we saw God make the skies.

~ Simon Jepps, 2002

Time Lords

Time Lords Dice Game By Simon JeppsA strategy dice game for 2-4 players, by Simon Edward Jepps.

Hitherto my good peacekeepers and sacred guardians of all cronospace, prepare ye selves for righteous battle!

The game of Time Lords is not purely a game, but an adventure in time and space. To undertake this quest, you will need a heart of gold, an undying determined spirit and a very special fondness for all that is wondrous and infinite.

You will also need the following equipment.

  • Four 20 sided dice.
  • A multi coloured pen.
  • A pad of paper.
  • A calculator.
  • A table clock.

Different coloured individual pens may be used instead, these are to distinguish each player’s markings on the board.

The board can easily be drawn onto a piece of paper. Thus, these here listed items are all your necessary equipment.

You will require one RED, one GREEN, one BLACK and one WHITE twenty sided die.

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The Foresight Of Mirages

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Mysterious Islands Materialise Out Of Nowhere
Mysterious Islands Materialise Out Of Nowhere
A mirage, unlike an hallucination, is actually a photographable artefact.

This is because unlike an error of the mind, a mirage is an optical illusion caused by the refraction and reflection of light, which results from a difference in temperature between the ground or sea and the air above it.

In the field of Galplanology, or “flat earth science”, the phenomena of mirages provide foundation to the ambiguity of witnessable curvature.

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