My name is Simon and I was born in 1978.

I ditched the web in 2014 and went totally offline. I removed all technology from my home and transcended all the goodness of spirituality. I returned to my premillenial being.

In 2018 I bought a small tablet. It is the only personal computer a sane person needs.

If on my travels, I happen to find an open wifi signal… I’ll update my blog.

Long live premillenials, they are the only remaining hope, and memory, we have left.