The Galearthéan Institute Of Flat Earth Science & Technology, or GIOFEST, is an authority on the practise of Flat Earth science and the promotion of rational Flat Earth technologies.
Founded in 2020 by Simon Edward Jepps, herewith “The First Galearthéan”, the primary purpose of this institution is to present a scientifically praiseworthy explanation of our Flat Earth and to establish a good practise of further Flat Earth investigative research.
Through this literature GIOFEST aims to educate people in the established science of Flat Earth and to extinguish the dictatorship of scientific fallacy about our world.
The secondary purpose of this institution is to promote the study of rationally appropriate technologies and to mediate the philosophical world perspective of how technology should be harnessed.
GIOFEST believes the fallacy of Round Earth teachings to be a root cause in the continued implementation of superfluous, inappropriate and damaging technologies unto our mental health and the natural environment of our world.
It is our duty as a serious organisation to ensure technologies only serve the world and do not command it. We therefore declare Galearthéa our sacred cosmological home and the God given right to protect it from scientific evils.
A philoscientific model of our universe, by Simon Edward Jepps.
There have been more continents written about in antiquity than there have been prophets who ruled the world.
The true shape of the Earth art depicted in the contours, lines and colours, of an aged wise man’s face, who’s goodness and virtues proclaim upon his forehead, the infinity of God’s majestic and miraculous work.
For the Earth is flat and the sky seer of its trueness.
Once upon a time people embraced each other as uniquely individual and creatively diverse societies. We understood one another as persons of the eternal Earth, rich in a kind hearted spirituality and devotion to our deeply routed and interconnected families. We did not need anything more, for life itself was our most precious desire.
For thence the Earth was ever growing and neverending, forever the harmony and shaping of our lives, each eternal, each everlasting and each of our souls the fire of an infinite continuum unto God.
We did not live our lives in ever decreasing circles of doom and gloom, going nowhere but deeper and deeper into our imprisoned worthless minds, unto a meaningless fate of who’s only purpose is to serve the scientists who bring us bad news.
Nay and herewith, woe betide those sinners of today, who would dictate our lives as insignificant pale blue dots on a worthless canvas of forever falling darkness and eternal unholy doom.
For we are free to believe we are free and we are free to believe our world is peace.
PETs, or Personal Electric Transportation, are a rapidly growing form of small one person vehicles, powered by an electric motor and which generally reach a top speed of anywhere from 10mph up to 30mph, depending on their design.
They are mostly invented and produced overseas in places like Europe and the USA where looser rules and laws grant people the liberty to use them in public spaces, almost in some cases, as you would a regular vehicle.
They are without a shadow of a doubt the answer to our stinking, overcrowded car centric gas chambers, which our fascist British leaders like to call “greener cities”.
What a petrol headed lie.
“Illegal” is actually the only word a British Citizen may employ to describe these divine marvels of engineering.
For in this country, due to numerous legislative factors involving the licensing, classification and insuring of all vehicles, PETs may only be ridden in one place and one place only… your garden.
I know what you’re thinking… “What, is that?” This my good reader, is known as a FAT BIKE and they are gaining ground very fast. Yes, literally.
It is amazing how few people cycle, merely because they have been conditioned to drive. Yet if you pass them an analogue hand-drill and say, “Drill through that piece of metal”, they will without any effort whatsoever.
Cycling is no different and as my FAT BIKE above will testify, the size of your wheels are irrelevant to the phenomena that is GEARS. In fact there are actually many benefits to commuting on fat tyres and these I will now explain.