Xiao ~ Ancient Chinese Flute

Simon Jepps' Xiao Flute
Simon Jepps’ Xiao Flute
A good piece of bamboo and eight good holes are all thou needs to transcend nirvana.

Aye, even the existence of God can be found within the endless caverns of the Chinese Xiao.

Time has called me herewith to write about this ancient Chinese instrument.

Of course, the reasons why I write about any instrument are only of the utmost profundity. The Chinese Xiao is of no exception. In fact, whilst there will be many more flutes and musical curiosities to come from this good blog, I can proclaim to you now, that, the Xiao, is beyond all of these, both in time and in space.

There are flutes. There are flutes that command the falling of rain and the roaring of thunder. There are more flutes to behold in Heaven than there are Stars to worship in the sky.

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The Country Of Cornwallland

Flag Of Cornwallland
Flag Of Cornwallland
Here is an interesting supplementary on the topic of Celtic independence: Cornwallland.

Whilst I have blogged often about Panceltainia and indeed Cornissia, it has actually always been most deepest in my heart to call this land “Cornwallland”.

Yes, with three L‘s.

Of course, at first mention it sounds somewhat flippant, especially with three L‘s in its spelling.

But there is a reason it has stuck by me all these years and only continued to strengthen its appeal to me.

That reason is love.

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SRG ~ Daylight Moon Phenomena

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SRG Daylight Moon Phenomena
The Galearthéan Daylight Moon
All Galearthéan lunar phases are predominantly the result of the three interacting phenomena, hereby known as SRG:

  • Seasonal Sunlight
  • Radioactive Recharge
  • Gravitational Arches

Of all the wondrous phenomena which contradict the indoctrinated fallacy of a Spherical Earth, the most majestic of these have to be the miracle of the Galearthéan Daylight Moon Phenomena.

Witnessing the Moon during daylight is not a miracle in itself.

Yet, the miracle is beheld whence the Moon is high, the Sun is low and its topmost luminosity a hemispherical impossibility.

Yet before we can voyage deep into the Galearthéan Cosmological Explanation of this most spectacular event, it is necessary to explain the fundamental principles of Galearthéan Lunar Phases.

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Alex Parks ~ Songwriter

Alex Parks Singer
Alex Parks ~ Female Artist
OK Pandora, what’s the deal? Where are you…?

The first time I heard your voice it was in 2003. I was strolling the streets of Turin and your song Maybe That’s What It Takes was playing on my portable radio.

Then, as it does there sometimes, it started to rain.

I love the rain. In fact I love the rain just as much as I love the sunshine. Especially both at the same time… that’s really nice. Makes you feel all exotic.

As the water began to swoosh along the foot polished pavements of this romantically architectured metropolis, the radio hostess announced to the world this was your debut album and, like a gentle arm around my shoulder, the next song Here Comes The Rain Again began to play.

To be honest I couldn’t believe my ears when I first heard your singing. Oh of course, I expect people have often said, “she’s no Opera queen”, or, “too husky for my taste”… but, looking at your face right now, as the rain pours down outside against my tin-roofed Somerset apartment in the middle of nowhere… it’s the only voice I want to hear.

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The Big Six

Seydel big six harp
Less… art… more…
I had spent many years researching new and innovating Blues Harp designs, specifically focussing on alternate tunings or reed configurations, which allow an otherwise regular harp to be played chromatically off the bat.

There are many.

Most notably the Suzuki Sub30 which actually incorporates an extra ten reeds into the same 20 reed infrastructure, acting as silent “sympathetics”, only sounding when the player instructs them through embouchure.

Yet whilst it was my frustration with an instrument’s limitations that led me to this decade long investigation, it would soon come to pass that this very disposition of the Blues Harp’s design would be the very thing that solves my paradox.

All my life I have taught people a blessed miracle of music, that whence the passion of creativity resides within one, an orchestra can be painted from a pallette of only three colours.

That is to say, music is not the art of playing as many notes as possible as quickly and as loudly as possible… it is the art of creating masterpieces out of only the air, or thus from a flute without even any holes.

Enter… The Big Six.

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Of A Kangaroo…

Of a kangarooI love the Kangaroo. They are special to me, not just because of their beauty, their charm or their charisma, but on a philosophical level. The humble Kangaroo, as I have mentioned in my spiritual works, represents “Creative Evolution”, a pinnacle teaching of my religion, which points to God as the intelligent creator of a world subject in part to the laws of evolution.

It is a topic I will cover in my more personal writings, but in a nutshell, whilst the world is of God’s divine creation, life is also adaptable, evolvable and indeed created to encompass just such traits many speces like the Kangaroo do harbour, through the freely independent laws of science.

However my religion aside, for a) it will only deem this blog quirky and b) it is a lifetime work, so… half a century still to go! Haha.

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