Through The Looking Glass

I saw you today through the looking glass,
Your world seemed more beautiful than mine.
The flowers behind me were made of brass,
But the tulips you scented were divine.

I know I’m stupid but that’s because I’m sad,
And the world doesn’t listen to my screams.
I get frustrated because others are more glad,
In this disputed world of broken dreams.

My soul has been poisoned and played on by fools,
I don’t like this trauma, this insanity of mine;
A broken equilibrium because I want to break the rules,
And show the world it’s possible
To command the sands of time.

I saw you today through the looking glass,
Your beauty, God’s reflection in my eyes;
And how quietly a memory returned from the past,
Of the time we saw God make the skies.

~ Simon Jepps, 2002

Time Lords

Time Lords Dice Game By Simon JeppsA strategy dice game for 2-4 players, by Simon Edward Jepps.

Hitherto my good peacekeepers and sacred guardians of all cronospace, prepare ye selves for righteous battle!

The game of Time Lords is not purely a game, but an adventure in time and space. To undertake this quest, you will need a heart of gold, an undying determined spirit and a very special fondness for all that is wondrous and infinite.

You will also need the following equipment.

  • Four 20 sided dice.
  • A multi coloured pen.
  • A pad of paper.
  • A calculator.
  • A table clock.

Different coloured individual pens may be used instead, these are to distinguish each player’s markings on the board.

The board can easily be drawn onto a piece of paper. Thus, these here listed items are all your necessary equipment.

You will require one RED, one GREEN, one BLACK and one WHITE twenty sided die.

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The Foresight Of Mirages

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Mysterious Islands Materialise Out Of Nowhere
Mysterious Islands Materialise Out Of Nowhere
A mirage, unlike an hallucination, is actually a photographable artefact.

This is because unlike an error of the mind, a mirage is an optical illusion caused by the refraction and reflection of light, which results from a difference in temperature between the ground or sea and the air above it.

In the field of Galplanology, or “flat earth science”, the phenomena of mirages provide foundation to the ambiguity of witnessable curvature.

For example, there are a handful of phenomena which present the apparition of directly witnessable curvature. One of these, perhaps the most cited evidence for a spherical Earth, is that of manmade structures spanning an entire stretch of water for a great enough distance that they appear to become curved.

However it should be noted, architects and engineers are never required to account for the Earth’s curvature when undertaking these massive construction projects. No railway, canal, tunnel or bridge in history was ever built to the specifications of a ball Earth. Thus, if architects and engineers are never required to calculate the curve itself… then the curve itself does not actually exist.

Indeed, as you can see from this photograph, there are many phenomena which directly contradict these observations of manmade structures as evidence of curvature. One of these is that of gigantic floating islands materialising out of nowhere on the horizon.

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