Tag: brexit

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The Citroën Ami ~ European Genius

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Citroen Ami
Europeans may drive the Citroën Ami from the age of 14 years old, even without a driving license.
Finally may we behold, not just an electric car, but a four wheeled vehicle legally drivable by everyone… even without a license.

At least, that is… in France.

Yes, according to Citroën, their revolutionary new vehicle, the AMI, is not only 100% electric, but because it is classified as a “light quadricycle”, a loophole in modern laws means it can be driven by 14 year olds in France and by 16 year olds in the rest of Europe, as long as they have passed Compulsory Basic Training for riding a moped.

Yet you guessed it. Here in Britain where even the most basic luxuries such as PETs are outright banned from public places, we can expect a similar heavy handed restriction on the Citroën Ami.

Following the anti-celtic BREXIT recently, Britain is no longer a member of the EU and so… “whallah!”, this vehicular freedom will never be grantable to British citizens.

Whilst current UK law states a 17 year old may drive a car providing they have a license, there is no guarantee the Citroën Ami will be accepted as a regular vehicle.

Let alone will we be entitled to drive the thing without a license.

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Posted on in dotdonc, panceltainia, politics

My Paragraph & Word On Brexit

Flag Of Panceltainia
Flag Of Panceltainia
You won’t find me dropping dead in a Jobcentre after being declared “fit for work”, or lying on a hospital floor because Tories can’t afford to buy beds. You won’t find me polishing the shoes of a racist lunatic who refuses to acknowledge the Celtic right to self determination and independence. You won’t find me saluting a paedophile establishment that has covered up its crimes for as long as we can remember, while today, rape is effectively decriminalized because… you guessed it, Tories can’t afford to pay cops. You won’t find me bowing to an unelected monarch who wants to claim a poverty grant and buy herself a $7.9m apartment in New York, all the while laughing off her daughter in law’s death with the words, “Someone must have greased the brakes”. You won’t find me singing the national anthem of a country whom’s self proclaimed “greatness” is founded upon the colonisation and persecution of innocent and defenceless indigenous people across the world. You won’t find me looking up the word “stupid” in an English dictionary because everyday a fascist looks at me that way. You won’t find me walking amongst a society which has not a single Holy Nun to its name and whom’s definition of religious culture is giving lip service to a smart phone. You won’t find me in “great” Britain. This is Panceltainia. This is The United Sovereign States Of Europe.

Amen.

Posted on in cornissia, panceltainia, politics

Panceltainia ~ The United Sovereign Nations & The Capital Of Stormont

Flag Of Panceltainia
The Flag Of Panceltainia is composed of the five shared colours of all Celtic nations embracing together the symbol of Panceltic unity and peace.

Herewith we proclaim with good will, with righteousness and with sacred belonging, the sovereign unity of all Celtic lands and the immortal undying creation of Panceltainia.

YllwChlk has blogged acutely to this day about Celtic independence from Englaend, specifically addressing the concept of South West autonomy under the rule of Truro, Cornwall and the Country of Cornissia.

Here then I would like to publish my own personally favoured political viewpoint of Pancelticism, and what, whilst it may seem a more radical stance on national unity, is grandly the most suitable answer to the ever growing dissident outlook of Englaesh rule.

Whilst this blog actively promotes Celtic independence, it is though more closely aligned with the Panceltic alternative longterm aspiration, to establish a “United States Of Celtic Lands”, as such the devotedly named, Panceltainia.

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Britannia Vs Celtainia ~ The Resurrection Of A Sacred Dragon ~ Colonialism Vs Pancelticism

Britannia Vs Celtainia
The Lands Of The Celts
‘Brainwashing’ is a word of conditioning in itself, suggesting the cleansing of minds… perhaps we should call it ‘Brainmucking’ instead.

Indeed the English language is a mysterious thing and a quirky item at that.

No place like Nossex, eh? Honestly, some people should cut back on ‘country‘.

Seriously, it is a fact that we Celts have been under occupation for hundreds of years. As you can see from the map here, the majority of Britain is actually Celtic land.

Another brainwashing term is ‘Celtic fringes’. This term is used to present the illusion that the majority of Britain is English. This blatant lie could not be further from the truth.

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Father, Son & Petroleum Spirit: The British Imperial War On PETs

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War On Pets British Empire
Just a sample of the personal electric vehicles banned from public spaces. Aren’t they beautiful?
PETs, or Personal Electric Transportation, are a rapidly growing form of small one person vehicles, powered by an electric motor and which generally reach a top speed of anywhere from 10mph up to 30mph, depending on their design.

They are mostly invented and produced overseas in places like Europe and the USA where looser rules and laws grant people the liberty to use them in public spaces, almost in some cases, as you would a regular vehicle.

They are without a shadow of a doubt the answer to our stinking, overcrowded car centric gas chambers, which our fascist British leaders like to call “greener cities”.

What a petrol headed lie.

“Illegal” is actually the only word a British Citizen may employ to describe these divine marvels of engineering.

For in this country, due to numerous legislative factors involving the licensing, classification and insuring of all vehicles, PETs may only be ridden in one place and one place only… your garden.

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One’s Own Royal Cash

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Flag Of Panceltainia
A recent article by The Sun newspaper says the Queen of England plans to fund £500k Sandringham repairs… wait for it… “with her own cash”.

Whoopie dooo! But wait, you mean as opposed to applying for a poverty grant?

Queen Requests Poverty Grant To Heat Palaces

Forgive me for not minding my princes and queens, but isn’t that a bit… morally self removing?

Hang on, let me universally translate:

The sick and poorly must sacrifice their wellbeing for the Queen’s extravagant comfort.

Yes, read that headline again, you’ve probably forgotten already.

Didn’t she also recently buy a $7.9m apartment in New York… with her own cash?

Now, if either you or I were to make a claim for a Poverty Grant and then buy up a $7.9m apartment in New York, we would expect the Serious Fraud squad to arrive on our doorsteps rather quick.

Yet of course, the Queen and Monarchy in general are obviously exempt from such things like serious jail time and erm… abolishment.

Holy golly gosh, who’s wearing what, who smiled at who, guess what she said and did you know this little tit for tat tut tut…. pish.

Honestly, all these cheap and cheerful royal family soap opera articles are designed only to distract from her unpopular image and to manufacture a popular image instead.

Who cares what her Corgis have for breakfast?

Crumbs. Has she considered selling Canada? Or perhaps Australia? That might pay for a few things.

I find it disgusting how the monarchy keep this plastic and almost satirical media narrative going in a pathetic attempt to justify their own existence.

You’ve got to see the blatant farce here. Reverse psychology? More like reverse parking.

Apparently the Queen is estimated to be worth around £300m, at this time and costs the public purse £36.2m each year, including £359,000 paid directly by the Government to Prince Philip.

Budget flights look great on camera, don’t they? Imagine all the Champagne you can buy now!

Say “CHEESE”.

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Posted on in cornissia, dotdonc, history, politics, society, yllwchlk

My Three Words & A Quote On British Politics

Labour + Tory =

Laboratory

” Bin Laden was, though, a product of a monumental miscalculation by Western security agencies. Throughout the 80s he was armed by the CIA and funded by the Saudis to wage jihad against the Russian occupation of Afghanistan. Al-Qaeda, literally “the database”, was originally the computer file of the thousands of mujahideen who were recruited and trained with help from the CIA to defeat the Russians. ” ~ Robin Cook, MP