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My Four Lines To A Chorus On British Independence Day
Rule, Britannia! It’s Independence Day!
Never had to fight for one, ‘cos never shall be slaves.
Rule, Britannia! It’s Independence Day!
Wouldn’t know how to fight for one, ‘cos wouldn’t know how to pray.
Further Reading
Why British Independence Day Is Offensive
Rule Britannia Song
Jepps Comic #23
The Country Of Cornwallland
Whilst I have blogged often about Panceltainia and indeed Cornissia, it has actually always been most deepest in my heart to call this land “Cornwallland”.
Yes, with three L‘s.
Of course, at first mention it sounds somewhat flippant, especially with three L‘s in its spelling.
But there is a reason it has stuck by me all these years and only continued to strengthen its appeal to me.
That reason is love.
The Citroën Ami ~ European Genius
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At least, that is… in France.
Yes, according to Citroën, their revolutionary new vehicle, the AMI, is not only 100% electric, but because it is classified as a “light quadricycle”, a loophole in modern laws means it can be driven by 14 year olds in France and by 16 year olds in the rest of Europe, as long as they have passed Compulsory Basic Training for riding a moped.
Yet you guessed it. Here in Britain where even the most basic luxuries such as PETs are outright banned from public places, we can expect a similar heavy handed restriction on the Citroën Ami.
Following the anti-celtic BREXIT recently, Britain is no longer a member of the EU and so… “whallah!”, this vehicular freedom will never be grantable to British citizens.
Whilst current UK law states a 17 year old may drive a car providing they have a license, there is no guarantee the Citroën Ami will be accepted as a regular vehicle.
Let alone will we be entitled to drive the thing without a license.
My Paragraph & Word On Brexit
Amen.
Panceltainia ~ The United Sovereign Nations & The Capital Of Stormont
Herewith we proclaim with good will, with righteousness and with sacred belonging, the sovereign unity of all Celtic lands and the immortal undying creation of Panceltainia.
YllwChlk has blogged acutely to this day about Celtic independence from Englaend, specifically addressing the concept of South West autonomy under the rule of Truro, Cornwall and the Country of Cornissia.
Here then I would like to publish my own personally favoured political viewpoint of Pancelticism, and what, whilst it may seem a more radical stance on national unity, is grandly the most suitable answer to the ever growing dissident outlook of Englaesh rule.
Whilst this blog actively promotes Celtic independence, it is though more closely aligned with the Panceltic alternative longterm aspiration, to establish a “United States Of Celtic Lands”, as such the devotedly named, Panceltainia.
Britannia Vs Celtainia ~ The Resurrection Of A Sacred Dragon ~ Colonialism Vs Pancelticism
Indeed the English language is a mysterious thing and a quirky item at that.
No place like Nossex, eh? Honestly, some people should cut back on ‘country‘.
Seriously, it is a fact that we Celts have been under occupation for hundreds of years. As you can see from the map here, the majority of Britain is actually Celtic land.
Another brainwashing term is ‘Celtic fringes’. This term is used to present the illusion that the majority of Britain is English. This blatant lie could not be further from the truth.
Father, Son & Petroleum Spirit: The British Imperial War On PETs
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They are mostly invented and produced overseas in places like Europe and the USA where looser rules and laws grant people the liberty to use them in public spaces, almost in some cases, as you would a regular vehicle.
They are without a shadow of a doubt the answer to our stinking, overcrowded car centric gas chambers, which our fascist British leaders like to call “greener cities”.
What a petrol headed lie.
“Illegal” is actually the only word a British Citizen may employ to describe these divine marvels of engineering.
For in this country, due to numerous legislative factors involving the licensing, classification and insuring of all vehicles, PETs may only be ridden in one place and one place only… your garden.
One’s Own Royal Cash
Whoopie dooo! But wait, you mean as opposed to applying for a poverty grant?
Queen Requests Poverty Grant To Heat Palaces
Forgive me for not minding my princes and queens, but isn’t that a bit… morally self removing?
Hang on, let me universally translate:
The sick and poorly must sacrifice their wellbeing for the Queen’s extravagant comfort.
Yes, read that headline again, you’ve probably forgotten already.
Didn’t she also recently buy a $7.9m apartment in New York… with her own cash?
Now, if either you or I were to make a claim for a Poverty Grant and then buy up a $7.9m apartment in New York, we would expect the Serious Fraud squad to arrive on our doorsteps rather quick.
Yet of course, the Queen and Monarchy in general are obviously exempt from such things like serious jail time and erm… abolishment.
Holy golly gosh, who’s wearing what, who smiled at who, guess what she said and did you know this little tit for tat tut tut…. pish.
Honestly, all these cheap and cheerful royal family soap opera articles are designed only to distract from her unpopular image and to manufacture a popular image instead.
Who cares what her Corgis have for breakfast?
Crumbs. Has she considered selling Canada? Or perhaps Australia? That might pay for a few things.
I find it disgusting how the monarchy keep this plastic and almost satirical media narrative going in a pathetic attempt to justify their own existence.
You’ve got to see the blatant farce here. Reverse psychology? More like reverse parking.
Apparently the Queen is estimated to be worth around £300m, at this time and costs the public purse £36.2m each year, including £359,000 paid directly by the Government to Prince Philip.
Budget flights look great on camera, don’t they? Imagine all the Champagne you can buy now!
Say “CHEESE”.
