You want my advice? Don’t open the letter.
Why can’t they just publish it online? Who is handling the mail? Nobody ELSE is opening or receiving mail and so NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
Mr. Johnson has managed to communicate with us through the other mediums quite suitably so far.
Therefore, we the people of “Britain” demand to know why we are being sent unnecessary mail during a pandemic lockdown.
Is it because the government is retarded when it comes to using email? We understand vital EU life support ventilator correspondence recently went “unnoticed” in your spam folder.
Are you really sending EVERYBODY this letter, or is it only proEuropeans?
You see, Mr. “prime minister”, if that letter does happen to be infected, a very close friend of mine will die.
You have the virus yourself, don’t you? And you are going to send us this “item” at a cost of £5.8m?
I suggest you find a new job.