One’s Own Royal Cash

A recent article by The Sun newspaper says the Queen of England plans to fund £500k Sandringham repairs… wait for it… “with her own cash”.

Whoopie dooo! But wait, you mean as opposed to applying for a poverty grant?

Queen Requests Poverty Grant To Heat Palaces

Forgive me for not minding my princes and queens, but isn’t that a bit… morally self removing?

Hang on, let me universally translate:

The poorly must sacrifice their wellbeing for the Queen’s comfort.

Yes, read that headline again, you’ve probably forgotten already.

All these cheap and cheerful royal family soap opera articles are designed only to distract from her unpopular image and to manufacture a popular image instead.

Who cares what her Corgis have for breakfast?

Didn’t she also recently buy a $7.9m apartment in New York… with her own cash?

Crumbs. Has she considered selling Canada? Or perhaps Australia? That might pay for a few things.

I find it disgusting how the monarchy keep this plastic and almost satirical media narrative going in a pathetic attempt to justify their own existence.

You’ve got to see the blatant farce here. Reverse psychology? More like reverse parking.

Apparently the Queen is estimated to be worth around £300m, at this time and costs the public purse £36.2m each year, including £359,000 paid directly by the Government to Prince Philip.

Budget flights look great on camera, don’t they? Imagine all the Champagne you can buy now!

Say “CHEESE”.

The Country Of Cornissia

The Country Of Cornissia
Cornissia
The proposed name by YllwChlk for the independent country, declared formerly the South West counties of England.
South West independence is not a pipe dream. Far from it.

In fact, whilst not mentioned or discussed in the media to any great detail, it is nevertheless talked about in the towns, the parks and indeed on the streets of this great region.

The region here highlighted on the map, is the entire South West and if you do some research, you will discover that this region like many other devolved regions, such as Scotland and Wales, has its own language, its own culture, is historically Celtic by nature, identifies entirely as a separate people from London and is completely unique in its own sovereignty.

YllwChlk has called it Cornissia because historically, the region of Cornwall was itself a truly sovereign state with its own autonomous infrastructure and so politically, it would be sensible to allow Cornwall administrative domain of the entire South West.

Pronounced “cor-niss-see-a”, thus differentiating the Cornish as specifically the people of Cornwall and Cornissians as the greater population of Cornissia, its name sings a beauty like the sun upon the seas, a silhouette of a sail and the crushing waves upon a scone coloured coast, as the enchanting lights of Truro begin to dance upon the dusk brushed sky.

In fact once upon a time, Cornwall was its own country and has itself suffered the many pains of foreign rule. Just like Scotland. Just like Wales. Just like Ireland. Just like…. India… China… erm… well, you get the idea.

Today, the undying Celtic heart of the South West and indeed also of the rest of Britain, is beginning to raise its voice.

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