GIOFEST ~ Mission Statement

GalearthéaThe Galearthéan Institute Of Flat Earth Science & Technology, or GIOFEST, is an authority on the practise of Flat Earth science and the promotion of rational Flat Earth technologies.

Founded in 2020 by Simon Edward Jepps, herewith “The First Galearthéan”, the primary purpose of this institution is to present a scientifically praiseworthy explanation of our Flat Earth and to establish a good practise of further Flat Earth investigative research.

Galearthéa ~ The Alpha & The Omega Of Flat Earth Science, is herein proclaimed the absolute pinnacle achievement into Flat Earth practical astrophysics and decisive astronomical observation.

Through this literature GIOFEST aims to educate people in the established science of Flat Earth and to extinguish the dictatorship of scientific fallacy about our world.

The secondary purpose of this institution is to promote the study of rationally appropriate technologies and to mediate the philosophical world perspective of how technology should be harnessed.

GIOFEST believes the fallacy of Round Earth teachings to be a root cause in the continued implementation of superfluous, inappropriate and damaging technologies unto our mental health and the natural environment of our world.

It is our duty as a serious organisation to ensure technologies only serve the world and do not command it. We therefore declare Galearthéa our sacred cosmological home and the God given right to protect it from scientific evils.

~ Simon Jepps, GIOFEST.

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Father, Son & Petroleum Spirit: The British Imperial War On PETs

GIOFESTThe Galearthéan Institute Of Flat Earth Science & Technology
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War On Pets British Empire
Just a sample of the personal electric vehicles banned from public spaces. Aren’t they beautiful?
PETs, or Personal Electric Transportation, are a rapidly growing form of small one person vehicles, powered by an electric motor and which generally reach a top speed of anywhere from 10mph up to 30mph, depending on their design.

They are mostly invented and produced overseas in places like Europe and the USA where looser rules and laws grant people the liberty to use them in public spaces, almost in some cases, as you would a regular vehicle.

They are without a shadow of a doubt the answer to our stinking, overcrowded car centric gas chambers, which our fascist British leaders like to call “greener cities”.

What a petrol headed lie.

“Illegal” is actually the only word a British Citizen may employ to describe these divine marvels of engineering.

For in this country, due to numerous legislative factors involving the licensing, classification and insuring of all vehicles, PETs may only be ridden in one place and one place only… your garden.

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