Do you like rice? I’ve been in the kitchen again. Oh yes I have, but don’t worry, before you start hiding behind your protective stuffed Orangutans… this one, I promise you, is quite, quite tasty.
Whence translated into English, Jeppsian Special Fried Rice. You will have to forgive the extravagance of words… I am Italian.
Now before I give you the recipe, it has probably struck you as questionable already as to why this light meal already features a packet of Uncle Ben’s microwaveable rice.
Well, honesty is of course the best policy when it comes to food and, to be honest, I can’t cook rice.
Yes, yes, yes, I know what you’re thinking, if he can’t even cook rice how on earth does he expect to pull this one off…? Yet in fact, I can cook rice, it’s just that this recipe features Egg Fried Rice and so help me God, I am utterly pathetic at even attempting that.
I have cooked egg fried rice before, it was OK, but not nearly as good as it needs to be for regular consumption and sooo time consuming to perfect.
So microwave rice it is.