Boo!

Boo! ~ Egg Noodles & Baked BeansHere is a recipe I created especially for those moments when you haven’t done the shopping, can’t be bothered to do the shopping and… well, shopping.

The ingredients for one person are as follows:

  • 1 nest of Egg Noodles
  • 1 can of Baked Beans
  • 1 slice of bread.

Cook the noodles and beans in separate saucepans, obviously, but whence both are ready, drain the noodles, return them to the pan and blend the beans into them. Stir them together as evenly as you can.

Usually if it were any other meal, I would say mushy Baked Beans are paramount, but with Boo! it is important to maintain a good amount of juice.

This is so the noodles do not suck the beans dry.

Serve with any drink of your choice.

And that’s… Boo!

Sweet Garibaldi

Sweet GaribaldiDo you love Italian food? Well here’s a treat of mine I expect you will absolutely adore.

I invented this recipe in 2009 and it just came into being all by itself. I honestly cannot describe to you the thought processes which brought it into existence… it just happened.

  • Parmigiano Reggiano ~ Italian hard Cheese.
  • Prosciutto Crudo ~ Italian uncooked Ham.
  • Pineapple Chunks ~ Del Monte recommended.
  • Vino Di Rosso ~ Italian Red Wine

Parmigiano Reggiano is traditionally used for grating over pasta since it is very hard in comparison to other cheeses. It is also extremely mature and has a kick like a mule.

Sweet GaribaldiThe alternative, which I often substitute myself, is any good vintage Cheddar, which has been wrapped in tin foil and left to mature in the fridge for a couple of days or so.

Take a slice of Prosciutto and place inside it a piece of Cheese and a piece of Pineapple.

Wrap the Cheese and Pineapple up within the Prosciutto.

Now… take a mange on that.

Follow it through with a sip of Red Wine and…

… take another mange on that.

Sweet GaribaldiRepeat these steps as continuously as you like, or until you fall into a deep and heavenly sleep.

Et Walla. This recipe, “Sweet Garibaldi”, got its name in much the same way its ingredients, in that it was simply the first thing I said out loud when I first tasted it.

“Sweet Garibaldi!”

Giuseppe Garibaldi ~ Wikipedia

Zploj

Zploj Ingredients By Simon JeppsHere is an old timer recipe of mine which has served its dues for many years.

Ingredients:

  • 1 can of Baked Beans
  • 1 can of Chicken Korma
  • 3 large free range eggs

Cook the Baked Beans and Chicken Korma in separate pots until they are all sloppy and ready. This takes 5-10 minutes.

Be sure to wet the empty Korma can with some water and to swoosh it around inside. Do this with your hand cupped over the top of the can for a thorough swoosh.

This is important in order to retrieve left over residue and to provide the Korma with some moist sauciness.

Finally towards the end, get three Eggs frying in a saucepan, best fried in butter. Traditionally the Eggs should be sunnyside up and somewhat runny.

To serve, basically “zploj” the cooked inventory onto your plate, but in separate places so you can pick and taste the different flavours as you “mange”.

Best served with a side helping of fresh buttered bread and Coca-Cola.

I hope you enjoy!