Zouterterrestrial & Extraterrestrial ~ Ye Galearthéan Wanderers

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GIOFEST would like to introduce the Zouterterrestrial and a new definition of Extraterrestrial unto our world scientific terminology and academic community.

Zouterterrestrial: noun; sentient being, organism or artefact originating from the outer cosmos, or the near spacial realms above the Galearthéan planar disc; a spacial alien.

Extraterrestrial: noun; sentient being, organism or artefact originating from the extra planar terrain beyond Antarctica; a planar alien.

It is a firmly held Galearthéan belief that the term “Extraterrestrial” was invented and popularised by certain powers, such as NASA, because they who control the academic indoctrination of society know for a fact that our world is flat and that 99% of these beings who visit our world come from the EXTRA terrain found beyond Antarctica.

Thus the term Zouterterrestrial is actually more appropriate since it defines “those beings out of this world”.

It is alas, extremely unlikely that our world would be visited by sentient beings from beyond the stars, because voyaging to Galearthéa from the stars is akin to travelling between two galaxies.

However, there may indeed be sentient beings living on nearby planets orbiting within our own galactic bulge, such as Venus, Mars, or even Saturn, and these beings would likewise be called Zouterterrestrials, but as of yet their existence has not been confirmed.

Meanwhile and until that monumental time arrives, please embrace the Galearthéan galplanological terms Zouterterrestrial and Extraterrestrial.

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Galplanaut ~ Ye Galearthéan Scientific Explorer

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GIOFEST would like to introduce the Galplanaut unto our world scientific terminology and academic community.

Galplanaut: noun; a space faring galplanologist who explores the Galearthéan supermassive planar disc through the near adjacent surrounding cosmos, or galactic bulge.

Aye, the Galplanaut is then the Galearthéan equivalent of an “astronaut”, yet focussing primarily on near adjacent space travel. Indeed this travel includes neighbouring stars and planets, such as the Antarctic Star, the Moon, Mars and Saturn, but interstellar or thus intergalactic travel is not an aspect of this occupation.

The enormity of our planar disc means it is impractical to vacate the near space field, since it would be akin to leaving and voyaging far beyond the “heliocentric solar system”, by comparison.

One must remember Galearthéa is a type of galaxy and therefore harbouring a similarly phenomenal size and dimension, at least in relative terms.

Aye, the exact size and dimension of Galearthéa is unknown and yet will remain so until Galearthéans develop the capability of warp drive or similarly powerful propulsion.

Until that pioneering moment, please welcome the Galplanaut.

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Suzuki Overdrive ~ Start Your Spaceships

Simon Jepps' Suzuki Overdrive
The revolutionary Suzuki Overdrive is a quantum leap in the evolution of biological Blues Harp chromatics.
The Suzuki Overdrive is both ingenious and beautiful.

One merely has to take a glance at its facade to appreciate that this is no ordinary Harmonica. Yet the real beauty of this instrument may well come as a surprise to you… for it is, the final frontier of authentic Blues Harp chromatics.

I have blogged regularly about the next evolution of the Blues Harp, or to be more technical, the Diatonic Ten Hole Richter Tuned Harmonica.

Most specifically I have addressed the argumentative concept of chromaticising its tonal range. This is the idea that by altering its tuning, installing valves, magnetic switches, spring loaded slides, or even extra hidden reeds, one might accomplish the seemingly impossible task of making an instrument which was born to weep, dance as if it had never cried.

And yet doing this doesn’t make any sense.

For whence it comes to the aspect of sacreligious change, I have always believed it to be imperative that a Blues Harp retains its original philosophy of design in order to be considered authentic and praiseworthy. Its music is about making the most out of what little you have and finding the fruition of a miracle within one’s own determination.

So, I feel many new designs aimed at “chromaticising” the Blues Harp, whilst revolutionary and ingenious, only find themselves eventually stripping the instrument of its ancestral belonging and in turn its very own appeal to be played.

Instead all that is accomplished, is a precision engineered technological monstrosity which only feels like you are cheating at life when you attempt to play it.

And so here, a paradox looms.

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The Faux Orbital Plane Of Heliocentrism

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Any mainstream indoctrinating scientist will happily tell you how the Earth spins at about 1,000 mph, orbits the Sun at about 67,000 mph and all whilst the Sun and all the Solar System is likewise hurtling through space at an average 500,000 mph.

Yet amidst all these incredible speeds of movement and numerous different directions everything is supposedly moving, one merely looks up at the peaceful night sky and sees with his or her own eyes, that the Stars never change and never have changed for thousands upon thousands of years.

Nay, it is not true that we live on a gymnastic cosmic ball of doom and the reason why can be demonstrated with an easy mental experiment.

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DUST ~ Dictatorship Under Scientific Terrorism

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It is important to note, Black Holes do not exist and are a fabricated weapon of DUST.

It is a duty and obligation to remind the “scientific community” of the facts.

Albert Einstein himself never actually believed in Black Holes, despite how the indoctrinating media exploits his genius, he thought the concept unrealistic.

Black Holes In Our Solar System

Recent publications by DUST further exploit the weakened consciousness of humanity by going the ultimate stage further and finally declaring the possibility of Black Holes inside our own Solar System.

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Living With The French ~ A Novelette ~ Chapter Two

II

My First Day At School,
Re-Lived In French

Monday 5th April 1993

I had woken up at 8am this morning and I felt awful. I lifted my head and looked down the bed – Aaaaaagh! A ghost! I froze in my bed. Then, like the calm after a storm, I was relieved to find that it was in actual fact Arnaud’s white cat.

So, feeling more relaxed, I got out of bed, washed and dressed, ready and waiting for the big day ahead. Yes, today was the day when I’d walk back down the alley of wisdom – my first day at school, all over again.

To fill me up and get me perfectly ready for the day ahead, I had a delicious breakfast. To start with I had ‘Kellogg’s Smacks’. Hmm… beautiful. That delicious little snack was shortly followed by a ‘Chocolatine’, which is a bread roll filled with a stick of chocolate down the middle. Then, to finish it all off, I washed it all down with pure orange juice. Absolute bliss!

But, even though the delightful breakfast may have raised my spirits a little, I still felt nervous about today. It’s not every day you re-live your first day at school. I put on my coat and shoes, then collected my bag from the bedroom. Arnaud led me to the car where we got in and were driven to school.

Arnaud’s mother was driving. We continued along some dusty roads until eventually we arrived at a tall building with grey panels, which divided the floors and windows. This sixties styled building was Arnaud’s school.

As I got out of the car and said goodbye to Mme. Chasseigne, I looked at the side of the building which stood hideously before me. Nailed to the side of one wall were the words, ‘Max Linder’.

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SRG ~ Daylight Moon Phenomena

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Introduction

SRG Daylight Moon Phenomena
The Galearthéan Daylight Moon
All Galearthéan lunar phases are predominantly the result of the three interacting phenomena, hereby known as SRG:

  • Seasonal Sunlight
  • Radioactive Recharge
  • Gravitational Arches

Of all the wondrous phenomena which contradict the indoctrinated fallacy of a Spherical Earth, the most majestic of these have to be the miracle of the Galearthéan Daylight Moon Phenomena.

Witnessing the Moon during daylight is not a miracle in itself.

Yet, the miracle is beheld whence the Moon is high, the Sun is low and its topmost luminosity a hemispherical impossibility.

Yet before we can voyage deep into the Galearthéan Cosmological Explanation of this most spectacular event, it is necessary to explain the fundamental principles of Galearthéan Lunar Phases.

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The Atmosphere & Its Preservation

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To understand the nature of Galearthéan atmosphere, one must first understand the nature of Galearthéan gravity.

In very brief terms, the Galearthéan study of galplanology states that “gravity” is a consequence of:

  • The difference in relative density of mass within the local relative antidensity of space, whereby a vacuum repels a plenum and a plenum repels a vacuum.

A state of “plenum” is the opposite of a state of “vacuum”.

Please read The Law Of Gravity & Its Nature Of A Galearthy for a more detailed seminar on this subject.

Thus and herewith, our atmosphere is held in place by this Galearthéan principle of mutual density. That is to say, the denser layers reside closer to the Earth or plenum, while the weaker layers reside closer to the vacuum of space.

The vacuum of space does not “suck” on our atmosphere, even indoctrinated science will agree with that, instead it is as described, a conversation between a plenum and a vacuum through the Galearthéan principle of mutual density.

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