Keytoy ~ Radioactive Styling By Jepps

Keytoy ~ Custom Styling By Jepps
Theatre grade glow in the dark tape applied to sharps and flats, whilst black electrician tape softened surrounding case appearance.
I simply adore my Hohner Superforce 37. In fact I adore it so much I decided it was time to give it a manicure and custom artistic makeover.

The result? A finely tuned and responsive, totally radioactive Keytoy.

It had been begging me to do it. In fact the day it arrived the first thing it said was, “Please don’t call me a Superforce 37…”

Damn right. Whilst my favourite Keytoy, or Melodica, or whatever you want to call it, the name SUPERFORCE 37 has never settled with me on any particularly personal level, at all.

Hence, in addition to the reed adjustments I spent a good couple of hours undertaking, the abominable logo has now gone from its now most graciously decorated face.

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SRG ~ Daylight Moon Phenomena

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Introduction

SRG Daylight Moon Phenomena
The Galearthéan Daylight Moon
All Galearthéan lunar phases are predominantly the result of the three interacting phenomena, hereby known as SRG:

  • Seasonal Sunlight
  • Radioactive Recharge
  • Gravitational Arches

Of all the wondrous phenomena which contradict the indoctrinated fallacy of a Spherical Earth, the most majestic of these have to be the miracle of the Galearthéan Daylight Moon Phenomena.

Witnessing the Moon during daylight is not a miracle in itself.

Yet, the miracle is beheld whence the Moon is high, the Sun is low and its topmost luminosity a hemispherical impossibility.

Yet before we can voyage deep into the Galearthéan Cosmological Explanation of this most spectacular event, it is necessary to explain the fundamental principles of Galearthéan Lunar Phases.

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Black Holes Do Not Exist

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Black Holes, according to 20th century scientific dogma, are dark spherical regions of space-time which harbour a gravitational pull so incomprehensibly immense, that nothing, not even light can escape their evil grasp.

Unfortunately however, even today, amidst all the ongoing efforts to convince the civilian populations of the world that they do exist, scientists of all calibres continue to debate the validity of any evidence pointing to their existence.

Albert Einstein himself never actually believed in Black Holes, despite how the indoctrinating media exploits his genius, he thought the concept unrealistic.

Galearthéan philoscientific consensus states that “Black Holes” are a governmental fabrication and instrument of terraterrorism, designed to fear monger the population into believing salvation is only attainable through submission unto the provisions of a higher scientific elite.

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The Law Of Gravity & Its Nature Of A Galearthy

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Galearthéa Systematic Diagram
Galearthéa Systematic Diagram
The Galearthéan study of galplanology states that “gravity” is a consequence of:

  • The difference in relative density of mass within the local relative antidensity of space, whereby a vacuum repels a plenum and a plenum repels a vacuum.

A state of “plenum” is the opposite of a state of “vacuum”.

Galearthéa gets its name from the term “galearthy“, which is a type of galaxy formed of a super massive planar disc, featuring a small orbital population at its central galactic bulge, yet surrounded by many more Stars, Gasses and Planets about its outer edge.

Whence accepting the Galearthéan laws of gravity as described above, we can begin to understand more clearly how and why our interactions with our world follow the established characteristics we observe.

Indoctrinated science throughout history, up until this 21st century revolution of Galearthéan galplanology, once taught gravity to be a consequence of an object’s mass attracting smaller objects towards it, accumulating and increasing its own mass over time from this “magic power” of consumption.

Of course if that were the truth, then the overwhelming gravitational pull of Galearthéa would mean we human beings would not only find it impossible to walk about on our planar disc, but we wouldn’t even exist at all! Life as we know it would be impossible.

Thus, the reason life is able to exist and thrive upon a super massive planar disc is due to the Galearthéan understanding of how gravity truly works.

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The Foresight Of Mirages

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Mysterious Islands Materialise Out Of Nowhere
Mysterious Islands Materialise Out Of Nowhere
A mirage, unlike an hallucination, is actually a photographable artefact.

This is because unlike an error of the mind, a mirage is an optical illusion caused by the refraction and reflection of light, which results from a difference in temperature between the ground or sea and the air above it.

In the field of Galplanology, or “flat earth science”, the phenomena of mirages provide foundation to the ambiguity of witnessable curvature.

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Dr. Auguste Piccard

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“(The Earth) seemed a flat disc with an upturned edge.”
~ Dr. Auguste Piccard (1884 – 1962), the first man to reach the stratosphere.

Once ago, people were taught to trust in their senses and question magic. Today, people are taught to ignore their senses and trust in magic.

Indeed you have probably never heard of this Swiss physicist, inventor and explorer, because since the dawn of the space race, the only name you remember now is NASA.

Yet it is true, of all the hundreds upon hundreds of scientific studies and experiments, there is even the genuine artefact, beheld by a true space faring gentleman.

God bless Dr. Auguste Piccard and God bless Galearthéa.

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GIOFEST ~ Logo

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Whilst all GIOFEST articles picture the international Flat Earth map within their headings, this is merely a common publishing style of Flat Earth blogging communities.

The official GIOFEST logo, as found on our main front page, is actually a pictogram of three simple characters.

An underscore, followed by a Star, followed by a wavy line, as follows:

_*~

This pictogram represents with most simplistic beauty, our flat plane, the majestic sky above and the sea which doth embrace us.

Our philosophy encompasses the practise of minimalism, patience, truth and understanding.

Live for each other, relinquish ill necessity, create goodness within and bring it forthwith unto the world.

~ Simon Jepps, GIOFEST

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GIOFEST ~ Mission Statement

GalearthéaThe Galearthéan Institute Of Flat Earth Science & Technology, or GIOFEST, is an authority on the practise of Flat Earth science and the promotion of rational Flat Earth technologies.

Founded in 2020 by Simon Edward Jepps, herewith “The First Galearthéan”, the primary purpose of this institution is to present a scientifically praiseworthy explanation of our Flat Earth and to establish a good practise of further Flat Earth investigative research.

Galearthéa ~ The Alpha & The Omega Of Flat Earth Science, is herein proclaimed the absolute pinnacle achievement into Flat Earth practical astrophysics and decisive astronomical observation.

Through this literature GIOFEST aims to educate people in the established science of Flat Earth and to extinguish the dictatorship of scientific fallacy about our world.

The secondary purpose of this institution is to promote the study of rationally appropriate technologies and to mediate the philosophical world perspective of how technology should be harnessed.

GIOFEST believes the fallacy of Round Earth teachings to be a root cause in the continued implementation of superfluous, inappropriate and damaging technologies unto our mental health and the natural environment of our world.

It is our duty as a serious organisation to ensure technologies only serve the world and do not command it. We therefore declare Galearthéa our sacred cosmological home and the God given right to protect it from scientific evils.

~ Simon Jepps, GIOFEST.

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Galearthéa ~ The Alpha & The Omega Of Flat Earth Science

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A philoscientific model of our universe, by Simon Edward Jepps.

Introduction

Burnham on Sea by Simon Jepps
Burnham On Sea by Simon Jepps
There have been more continents written about in antiquity than there have been prophets who ruled the world.

The true shape of the Earth art depicted in the contours, lines and colours, of an aged wise man’s face, who’s goodness and virtues proclaim upon his forehead, the infinity of God’s majestic and miraculous work.

For the Earth is flat and the sky seer of its trueness.

Once upon a time people embraced each other as uniquely individual and creatively diverse societies. We understood one another as persons of the eternal Earth, rich in a kind hearted spirituality and devotion to our deeply routed and interconnected families. We did not need anything more, for life itself was our most precious desire.

For thence the Earth was ever growing and neverending, forever the harmony and shaping of our lives, each eternal, each everlasting and each of our souls the fire of an infinite continuum unto God.

We did not live our lives in ever decreasing circles of doom and gloom, going nowhere but deeper and deeper into our imprisoned worthless minds, unto a meaningless fate of who’s only purpose is to serve the scientists who bring us bad news.

Nay and herewith, woe betide those sinners of today, who would dictate our lives as insignificant pale blue dots on a worthless canvas of forever falling darkness and eternal unholy doom.

For we are free to believe we are free and we are free to believe our world is peace.

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Self Check Via Wizard’s Dwelling

Self Check By Dwelling
White unintentionally self-checks with 2. Rd3
Self Check is always a point of discussion when playing face to face over a real board.

For example, if neither player realise the Check and continue playing regardless, does that invalidate the whole game?

During a friendly one might argue that it doesn’t matter.

Wizard’s Dwellings follow a similar principle, but whence formed without an announcement, the Check may then be bypassed for the benefit of either player.

The rule here, is that Check by a Wizard’s Dwelling is only valid if it’s announced and most especially in the case of Unintentional Self Check.

In this example position, Black has just played 1. … Nxd4, capturing a Pawn and threatening White’s Rook on f3. Thus now White has just played 2. Rd3.

White believes he has trapped Black’s Knight and that he is therefore about to gain material.

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